Well, y’know, a celeb in the realm of my blogging lovers.
Check it! I received an award from Cammy over at Classroom Confessions. She thinks I’m kreativ! Can you believe dat?

Thanks, Cammy. Greatly appreciated! I find myself in a constant state of disbelief that people want to listen to me blab about crap. Anyway, check out her blog…she’s a teacher and I’m always fascinated by the fact that ANYBODY can handle more than 10 screaming, whiney, arrogant little kids in a room at one time, and did I mention that Girl Guides scarred me for life?
(P.S. Waiting for That’s Tangly to launch before I add this award and update my Blogroll.)
I have to pass this on to three other bloggers, so I’ll honour some newbies to my RSS feed. I don’t know if they want to litter their perfectly beautiful blog pages, but I love these people:
Nancy the Gnomette – a fellow Matadorian travel writer, who recently went on a meditation retreat where she wasn’t allowed to talk. My god!
Sewn Stories – one of my buddies in real-life, who sews and writes and is just a fountain of creativity spewing forth her wisdom to the world. Gosh darned she’s cute!
Carissa Jaded – she’s freaking hysterical, and I actually cackle every time I read her “Who Dat?” tab, because it is my signature announcement every time sometime opens the door in this house
Now for seven (SEVEN!) random facts about myself:
1. I have a dirty Newfie accent. I grew up in the bay for chrissakes; up until I was 15 years old, I thought one area of my town was called “Pat Inn” instead of “Path End”, because word pronunciation is no big deal. I actually dread the day I ever have to participate in an oral interview, because the pauses between questions while I carefully consider my word choices will be excruciating.
2. Up until two years ago, I had never left my island of Newfoundland nor flown in an airplane.
3. I am currently sitting under a giant spider made of garbage bags, because TOR and I have gone into a girl frenzy since Chef left. Tonight we ate cheesecake, drank tea, and watched episodes of Sex and the City.
4. When I was a kid, I won every contest I entered, including a provincial trivia contest. I ended up with $2,000 and $10,000 for my school…I bought a piece of shit computer.
5. I cannot stand any tea besides orange pekoe, because it resonates comfort and home.
6. I’m actually an anxiety freak, and the idea of ever having to make public speeches sends me into a coma. I’ve avoided meeting people I’ve made connections with online, simply because I’m afraid I’ll disappoint them. But I’ve recently made the decision to stop being a fucktard, because there are few people I don’t connect with.
7. I think Miley Cyrus is the cutest person in the world.
I actually have way more to say about my time in Bay d’Espoir, but I never know how to approach the topic. When I’m home, I’m filled with creativity and ideas and memories, but too emotionally drained to seek out the words of expression. When I leave home, it’s like my time there never existed. But I do have some incredible pictures to share of rural Newfoundland.







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October 13, 2009 at 1:58 am
Abbie
woo hoo – congrats!
October 13, 2009 at 2:03 am
ClassroomConfessions
Awesome! See? This is why I passed this on to you. Your seven randoms are great!
And I totally want to talk to you on the phone now just to see what you sound like
October 13, 2009 at 2:54 am
Nancy
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Hot damn. I’m excited. I would plant a big ole lesbo kiss on you if I was up there in ole Newfoundland.
I’m a celeb now! Thanks to my favorite blogger on the web. (shhh-that’s for real.)
Oh and btw, I’m totally dying to hear your accent now. I have a nice dirty Southern accent myself. (What y’all fixin’ to eat for suppa?) And I think I’m seriously impressed by your contest-winning abilities.
October 13, 2009 at 3:47 am
Carissajaded
OHHH YOU ARE DA BOMBDIGGITY!!! haha seriously!!
Until I started reading your blog I ashamedly (is that a word?) didn’t know much about New Foundland. I even wikipedia-ed it!
But in my internet research, I never learned what a “dirty Newfie” accent might sound like, and I too am very curious.
I have to disagree with you on Miley Cyrus, however, I agree that Orange Pekoe tea is also DA BOMB! ok im done with that…
October 13, 2009 at 4:20 am
Eric
I am just excited to hear someone else (from another country no doubt) use the word fucktard. Glad to see I am not the only one. Rock on chica!
Oh and congrats on the award!
October 13, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Alana
Thanks lova!!! I’m super excited, I’ll totally decorate my page with an award given to me by you! I also love making lists of random facts. I’ll be delayed on getting all this done (stupid work and responsibility, pfffft) but soon! I haven’t been doing this for very long so I dunno who I can pass the award on to… I have to start making some internet friends, lol.
I could hear your voice perfectly in my head when I read the bit about “Who Dat?” hahaha – I throw around the Newfie slang here all the time, which goes over a treat because Cape Breton is mini-Newfoundland. Although no one seems to understand me when I say things like ‘best kind’ or ask where something is ‘to’ instead of ‘at’. I can’t help it, three years of Newfoundland completely warped my Cape Breton accent into a bastardized Caper/Newfie accent with extra Newfie slang. With enough beer in me anyway. One of my favourite accent-related memories of St. John’s is having a guy half my height (for those of you who don’t know me, I’m really tall, 5’11) look me up and down in the Avalon Mall and go “whadda YOU at missus?” and then waggle his eyebrows suggestively. It made me laugh so much I almost overlooked his likeness to a hideous garden gnome and suggested we go get a drink at Fog City. Almost. Instead I choked/laughed and ran up the escalator. Seriously I have got to find a way to repel all the gnomes who see me as some sort of she-mountain climbing challenge. Maybe a t-shirt that advertises my height regulations. You must be this tall to… sort of thing.
Anyway. hahah. Thank you!
October 13, 2009 at 4:26 pm
angryredhead
@Abbie: Thank ye!
@Cammy: Thanks, I really appreciate it! Perhaps one day I shall post a blog video of me sporting the dirtiest accent I can muster.
@Nancy: Hahaha, you earned it! And thanks, I’m flattered! Seriously. You have a southern accent? I freaking LOVE IT.
@Carissa: The fact that you researched my province makes me deliriously happy, woot! That’s my job as an aspiring travel writer…I want everyone to know this place and love it as much as I do. Although not TOO much, cuz then there won’t be enough Newfies to go around.
@Alana: You’re welcome! I love your blog! And that story seriously just made me laugh for five minutes cuz I can totally see that happening. Shoulda invited him for drinks, I bet he was a charmer.
One of my most used expressions is actually “Stay where you’re at and I’ll come where you’re to.” BAAAAAHAHAHA..
I need to get to CB!
October 13, 2009 at 4:34 pm
linlah
Congratulations. I’m with you on #6 except for that connecting part. People either get me immediately or never and either way I’m okay with that.
October 13, 2009 at 4:40 pm
*uncorked
I totally feel the same way about Miley Cyrus but have always been too afraid to admit those feelings out loud, or on computer, or even to myself. Thank you for giving me the courage to do so. Can’t wait to check out the blogs you gave the award to!
October 14, 2009 at 12:31 am
angryredhead
@Linlah: Thanks! And if I didn’t “get” you, I’d stick around long enough until I did, dammit.
@V: We should start a Miley Cyrus fan club! We’ll call it Party in the USA! …and Canada.
October 14, 2009 at 1:58 am
Carlo
Well deserved Candice! Here’s an anecdote you can add to your next “random things about Candice”…and I only share this with you because I am sure you can take this for what it is, and find humour in it…
I’m in the office right now. I was reading your blog about the wine extravaganza and one of my colleagues walks by (40 year old Greek guy), looks over at my PC, pauses in mid-step, neck craned and says (in an Australian accent of course),
“Who’s the redhead? Pardon my saying so, but she needs to get it.”
October 14, 2009 at 2:03 am
angryredhead
BAHAHAHAHA! Best comment posted on my blog ever. I actually just sat here laughing for five minutes, and blushing in between.
I knew there was a reason I’m headed to the Greek Islands!
October 14, 2009 at 2:06 am
Corbin
Hey-oh! Congrats on the award. Enjoyed the random facts, facts are good fun 100% of the time. Love how your accent isn’t just plain old newfie accent, it’s dirty newfie. lol. Awesome. Best of luck finding some balls to meet online people. Most people I think are just as confused about what to expect as the next person. Bring along a bottle of rum and you can drink those awkward feelings away. From what I’ve been reading, that should be no problem for you. haha.
October 15, 2009 at 1:13 am
angryredhead
Hahahahah, you’re so right. Actually, your cross-Canadian trip got me thinking about that random fact a lot, and if you actually do make it here, that bottle of rum is gonna make one hell of an evening.
October 18, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Corbin
Doing some catch-up on the massive amounts of emails after being m.i.a from the internet for a while – the van we’ve been using for the cross Canada trip is still alive. It has yet to puke its guts up, which is a bonus. However it has begun to make weird smells. Which is probably a good thing, as it might be masking the man-stink of our van. But on account of this van makin some funky smells, we’re assuming it hates to travel. Which means the likelihood of our trip making it to Nflnd is getting slimmer and slimmer. lol, so that province will probably have to wait for summer. But come summer (if I make it) we’re going sailing with Captain Morgan forsho, woop x2.
October 19, 2009 at 1:28 pm
angryredhead
Seriously, you’re better off coming during the summer anyway, as right now the weather is sucking the soul out of me hardcore. Plus in the summer you have George Street fest and lots of slutty girls in no clothing. You’ll love it!
October 14, 2009 at 4:07 pm
meg
I just discovered your blog through Carissajaded, and I am so excited I did! I have had a weird obsession with Newfoundland for a while now, and I want to go there so badly. And like you, I one day aspire to be a travel writer, but I am finding it to be a leeetle challenging. Oh and Greek Islands are on my “must travel to soon” list as well!
October 15, 2009 at 1:13 am
angryredhead
I LOVE that you’re obsessed with NL! I have to warn you, if you start asking me questions about my province I will rave for hours and hours and you will want me to beat me in the face. Thanks for dropping by!