I just had the most intense afternoon of my LIFE finishing a 100 page document for the Canadian navy and I am nearly positive that a Halifax ship will pull into the harbour next week and aim a big rocket right at our headquarters for fucking them over so severely. I thought I had until 5 to complete the document, which I did not. In fact, I only had until 3, so there was scrambling to piece together two entire friggen sections in an hour while fixing up the glossary (which I am very proud of) and the table of contents and the figure numbering and oh the madness.


I was six minutes late.


Fortunately, Beer dropped off a dozen of Canadian for me, and it couldn’t have arrived at a better time.