For fucksakes, I’ve become a calorie counter. When I looked at the nutritional content for a tiny container of YOGURT COVERED RAISINS, I nearly seizured. This was after I ate the entire thing. Now I can’t stop playing with my double chin. It’s just consuming my entire face. All of it. Swallowing it whole, starting with my neck. Soon I’m gonna look like I just have a huge lower lip.