YOGURT COVERED RAISINS.

 

 

For fucksakes, I’ve become a calorie counter. When I looked at the nutritional content for a tiny container of YOGURT COVERED RAISINS, I nearly seizured. This was after I ate the entire thing. Now I can’t stop playing with my double chin. It’s just consuming my entire face. All of it. Swallowing it whole, starting with my neck. Soon I’m gonna look like I just have a huge lower lip.

 

 

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