Earlier I was researching common Spanish phrases and other useful terms (such as beer and tequila) that will help me out in Mexico next week, and stumbled across this page. After a slew of phrases like “How are you?” and “My name is…”, the very final phrase is this:


After laughing hysterically for 20 minutes, I decided I’m going to take every opportunity to use this phrase.

Hi, how are you?

I am fine, but my hovercraft is full of eels.