I’ve been receiving Word of the Day emails for a few months now, and I always try to memorize the words in hopes of expanding my vocabulary, thus allowing me to grow up and become pretentious and jaded like many of my peers. However, since I have the memory span of a French fry, words slide through my brain like smoke through a keyhole (and yeah, I did steal that phrase from The Bucket List). So in an attempt to improve my memory and vocabulary, I’m going to write a random sentence in every entry with the word of the day. You may or may not be able to pinpoint the word being used, but it shall be there.


My memory is ephemeral, as is the quality of this blog entry.