Allow me to pause briefly to give a summary of my May 2-4 weekend: Booze. The end.

 

This is me, doing a keg stand. On a bus. Wearing a dress. With a group of guys holding my legs.

Sometimes I stand back, take a look at my life and wonder, where the fuck did I go wrong?

Just kidding. I love everything. France in 4 days!

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