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I’m Candice, 23, redhead, boozer. Residing in St. John’s, Newfoundland, Canada… capital of skanks and (consequently) syphilis. I’m a technical writer for a deep sea technology company.  I’m relatively popular, decently attractive, and consistently single. You will find few thoughtful expressions of art within these blog entries, mostly just stories about the ridiculous situations I often find myself in.

Please pardon the common spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. After spending eight hours a day in front of a computer writing about sonar technology,  frankly I just don’t give a shit.