I spent the better part of my evening applying wall decals to the wall over my bed. Now my room is all earthy and erotic. I dig it (get it, dig?). TOR and I downed a bottle of wine while we laboured and sweated through the decal process, and now I am one step closer to having a fabulous bedroom.
Ottawa, Day 2 (Wednesday) – The meeting of the ginger family
Avril took me out to shopping on Wednesday. I had successfully squirreled away about $400 for the sole purpose of shopping my little heart out, and so we headed to the Rideau Centre. Unfortunately, my issues with spending took over and all I managed to purchase was a pretty dress and a slutty shirt. Avril even took me to TWO OTHER malls and I was too frugal to purchase anything. I cursed and Avril cursed and we decided that only one person could save me: Aunt J. We’ll get to that story later.
We wandered through the market, stopping for sushi at a little restaurant by the street. Then Avril led me to Parliament Hill, where I observed Ottawa in all its glory. Ottawa has such a historical feel that it’s nearly pretentious. Scratch that – it’s completely pretentious – and I love it. The Parliament building is dominating, Chateau Laurier is breathtaking, and damn those guards in the silly hats are amusing. Not to mention the Unknown Soldier, oh boy!
I was thoroughly exhausted by the time we sampled some sharwarma, which is apparently a famous Ottawa “thing”. When we headed back to the house, I received an email from my marrying cousin informing me of a social gathering at her place.
So Avril and I drove out to Greely, which was an epic adventure in itself, considering we got lost about five times. But finally, finally, I found my redheaded relations, all gathered around the back deck, taking shots and telling offensive jokes. Home sweet home.
When everyone started dispersing, Avril and I drove my Aunt Martini and Aunt Sandy to their hotel (this was just after they loaded up their luggage with alcohol). They invited us into their incredibly swanky hotel room, where we tore open bags of chips, popped open bottles of wine, and downed beers (except Avril, poor girl, who played DD). My God, my Aunts are raunchy. We talked and talked for hours, and then Aunt Sandy changed into her white pyjamas with cartoon images of elephants having sex all over them. There is nothing more fulfilling than reviewing a list of sexual positions with one’s Aunts.
When we went outside for a smoke, we found ourselves locked outside…me positively loaded, Avril positively sober, and Aunt Sandy in her tight, see-through, offensive pyjamas. When the clock struck midnight, everyone sang Happy Birthday to me. By the time we drove back to Orleans, my belly was full and my heart happy. Incredible what a change of scenery will do for ya. And wine, of course.
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Text Convo
Chef: Can we get drunk tomorrow night?
Me: Hmmm I’m kinda broke, but perrrrrhaps
Chef: That’s all I needed to hear. I know you’ll convince yourself the rest of the way by tomorrow.
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July 17, 2009 at 3:16 am
linlah
Would you ask your Aunt where she got the PJ’s, I’d like some one in my bed to be having sex.
July 20, 2009 at 2:34 pm
angryredhead
i will indeed, they’re quite charming
July 17, 2009 at 7:18 am
nashe
Lovin the bedspread!
I need to get to Canada someday. The chateaux are awesome. Hahaha. Read your previous posts… seems like you had a smashing good time with the family, ey!
July 20, 2009 at 2:35 pm
angryredhead
thanks!
many more posts to come yet about my trip…it was an exhausting week, haha
July 17, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Lester
Ohh! i love the new wall decals! sleepover required
July 17, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Lil Sis
SLEEPOVER!!!! 😀
Anyway, great caption on the picture where you’re standing in front of the Parliment Building! hahahahaha
July 17, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Kate
I LOVE LOVE the decals in your bedroom. It is very nice!!
July 20, 2009 at 2:36 pm
angryredhead
thanks! i need more. they really do a lot for a room.
July 17, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Charis
Oooh I am in love with those wall decals!
July 20, 2009 at 2:36 pm
angryredhead
thanks!
July 18, 2009 at 10:49 pm
ourcrookedtree
Love the bedroom! As for Gingers…of course love them too:) And wine….well we have a love/hate thing.
July 20, 2009 at 2:36 pm
angryredhead
hahahaha, thanks! and yes, i’m more passionate about beer.
July 20, 2009 at 7:03 pm
bluntdelivery
1. decals – awesome. so earthy, so zen, so… not what i’d expect in an alcoholics bedroom.
2. was that ARBOR MIST? cus, i hope so.
3. where can i score some of those pj’s
July 21, 2009 at 2:38 am
angryredhead
i know eh? i gotta keep some sort of balance in my life.. ii’m a pretty flexible person.
and you’re completely right, arbor mist, good job!
and i wish i knew where i could get those pjs, i think i’m going to email and ask her.